I put my face through the rear window!

Well, I was about 6 years old and I had been riding my first bike for about a year.  We were living in a small town in N.H. called Conway.  We had a driveway that was about 100 ft. long to the main road and was two cars wide.  My younger brother was on his bike with training wheels and was taunting me and saying that I couldn't ride my bike without my hands, and of course, I said that I could.

Sooooo, our parents were home along with my Dad's sister Kathy and they parked both their cars along the right side of the driveway leaving about 80 ft. from the road to the rear bumper of my Aunt Kathy's car.  This left the entire left side free for us to drive our bikes.  This is where the fun begins.  Kids, don't try this at home.  I grabbed the handlebars and whipped the bike into a tight corner and headed toward the end of the driveway with all the power my legs could muster.  As I neared the end of the driveway I pulled another quick u-turn at the road and began my final run for the day back toward the cars parked in the driveway.  i peddled harder and harder gaining speed with each crank of the single gear bike.  I got to the point where i was stable and the wind began to whisk my hair back.  I looked to my left and saw my brother sitting on his bike with a big smile on his face waiting for me to let go of the handlebars.  i let go of the handlebars and felt the greatness of riding without my hands.  i leaned back and rode upright and at the same time I looked at my brother and yelled to him, "See, I CAN ride without my...." WHACK!  In a split second, I felt the front tire of my bike wedge under the rear bumper of my Aunt's Chevette.  My body followed the momentum of the bike seat which ejected me immediately toward the front and over the handlebars, and then my face hit and blasted through the rear hatchback window of her Chevette.  The entire rear windshield shattered and I put my entire head up to my shoulders through the glass.  I rebounded back and landed on the seat of my bike and couldn't believe I landed back with my feet on the peddles.  The only thing that I hurt was a gash on my lip that went about a half an inch that needed stitches from the E.R. doctor later that night.  My brother couldn't believe what had happened and said, "Oh man, You're gonna be in trouble now."  I couldn't even process what had happened before my parents were by my side with a washcloth filled with ice and we were piling into the car to head to the hospital.  I guess it must have made quite a noise from inside the house where they all were.  All I know is that I was very thankful that I didn't have any other cuts on my face or head than what I did.  Unbelievable I know, but that's the way it happened.  How I was allowed to ride a bike again, I don't know.

There are no lessons for this story other than to always look where you're going, especially when you're trying to show off to your younger brother.  By the way, he loved that it happened to me and not him...even to this day he laughs about it.

 

JC

 

Pride and Gratitude for a Loving Family
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Tom Cormier (website) on Tuesday, 20 September 2011 16:17

This story is priceless! I could see it coming just as you described it. "See, I CAN ride without my...." WHACK!

I'm still laughing out loud. I got just what I always wanted with you two guys. We wanted 2 boys as children and we got them. I loved every minute of you both growing up. More times than not I would have to go into the next room and silently laugh with Mum before I straightened out and returned to punish you for stupid antics. I loved it!

This story is priceless! I could see it coming just as you described it. "See, I CAN ride without my...." WHACK! I'm still laughing out loud. I got just what I always wanted with you two guys. We wanted 2 boys as children and we got them. I loved every minute of you both growing up. More times than not I would have to go into the next room and silently laugh with Mum before I straightened out and returned to punish you for stupid antics. I loved it!
Charles William Spratt (website) on Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:05

My oldest son si the one that always talked my youngest son into doing stupid stuff. And the youngest one was stupid enough to do it.

My oldest son si the one that always talked my youngest son into doing stupid stuff. And the youngest one was stupid enough to do it.
Christine Cormier (website) on Friday, 23 September 2011 23:04

Funny I don't remember the part about the window cracking but I do remember you slicing you lip on the bumper of her car. I must have been in shock after seeing that bloody lip!
Love ya, Mom

Funny I don't remember the part about the window cracking but I do remember you slicing you lip on the bumper of her car. I must have been in shock after seeing that bloody lip! Love ya, Mom
Susan Darbro (website) on Saturday, 24 September 2011 23:18

Ouch. I've had 21 whiplash injuries, and it made my neck hurt just reading about it! Great description of the accident...you can't help but chuckle when you read it.

Ouch. I've had 21 whiplash injuries, and it made my neck hurt just reading about it! Great description of the accident...you can't help but chuckle when you read it.
Tyler Cormier (website) on Monday, 26 September 2011 07:10

I distinctly remember hearing a loud "THUD" followed by WAAAAAAAAA! I remember pointing and laughing at you. Had I not been 2 years old I may have felt a little differently at the time, but boy was that funny to me then!

I distinctly remember hearing a loud "THUD" followed by WAAAAAAAAA! I remember pointing and laughing at you. Had I not been 2 years old I may have felt a little differently at the time, but boy was that funny to me then!